Return of the Monkey-lump!

I'm convinced the .4 lb I gained is housed solely in the monkey lump on my wrist. Mike and this stupid advocare 24 day challenge can go suck it. I don't feel any different and I haven't lost any weight. I take part of that statement back. I feel different. I feel cranky that I am not eating often enough and wondering if that is why I'm not loosing weight. I'm not a big snacker... especially on weekends. Mike and I can go upwards of 8 hours between meals which if you ask anyone with a sense of proper dietary needs would tell you we're idiots. I know were not supposed to do that but I just don't think about eating when I'm not strapped to my desk! When I'm at work all I can think about is food. I ate a bunch of trail mix, an apple, a hard boiled egg. I guess when I look at it spelled out it doesn't seem like that much food. Maybe I'll have egg #2. I also started the morning with a wonderful fiber drink. That stuff is simply vile, there is no way around it. I still can't poop. I'm lucky if I actually go once a day. I want to think I'm doing fairly well in terms of overall diet and I wish the scale or my pants agreed. I don't really know. Yesterday I had some trail mix in the morning, went to Mucho Gusto for lunch and had something called a mucho dippo? Who are these idiots? Anyway it was a bowl with rice, chicken, salsa, cabbage, lettuce, a bit of cheese and sour cream. Of course served with tortilla chips. I ate whatever trail mix I had left in the afternoon. For dinner we grilled some chicken breasts marinaded in something (doesn't "something" sound so delicious?). We sliced those puppies up and slapped them on some pita with home made taziki, shredded lettuce, tomato and cucumber. Not bad Zuzu, not bad at all.
I was at the gym last night trying to keep some momentum going. I desperately wanted to be home in bed not on some elliptical with a running stride (I don't know what that means either, it was labeled that way). My wrist kept having short bursts of pain run through it. Like a shock or a slight electrical current? I'm not quite sure. It was bothering me a lot that's for sure. Upon closer inspection I found that my monkey lump had returned. For those of you not familiar with said monkey lump; it is a ganglion cyst that first appeared around the end of last year. Medical treatment options include slamming it with a heavy book (yes, really), aspirating it with a giant needle or in severe cases surgery. Mike and I opted for a smaller needle. He took an insulin needle and poked around a few days later it was gone. I told Mike it was back, I can't remember what he said about it. My sister suggested we take a bible to it. I'm not sure why a bible...